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Melanie from Ashburn Age: 29. I am looking for a young, beautiful, sporty for meetings without obligations.
Compared to stuffy office work or hard labor, the seemingly faux responsibilities of keeping the house tidy, and the kids fed, seems like it'd be a breeze that leaves lots of time for relaxation, masturbation and catching up on our soaps. A stay-at-home dad has the most demanding, most obnoxious, rudest boss possible. So you end up not really hanging out with Aerosmith so much as acting as their servant by delivering their chicken tikka and Indian rugs, and pointing them to a local chiropractor. As with the video game tester, you're specifically watching horrible, grating TV as part of the job since the best clips to make jokes about come from the worst, most horrible television shows ever broadcast--we're looking at you Tyra Banks. It turns out those guys watching Oprah for eight hours a day have it good compared to the poor schmucks that work for the Nielsen Product Placement service. The entire point of play testing is to find the parts of the game that are horrible, frustrating and broken, and play them over and over and over and over.
Jill from Ashburn Age: 32. Meet a man for sex.
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Don't make me do this again. That means the brewmaster must keep an eye, and tongue, on each batch of beer at all times during it's production making the job extremely tedious and foul tasting, especially when you consider what a half-brewed beer tastes like. Even companies like the Neilsen Service that keeps track of the ratings for every single television show hire professional couch potatoes to ruin their eyes for money. Also, the "perk" of being able to play games long before their commercial releases is quickly corrupted when the realization hits that the further ahead of the release date you are, the more unfinished and irritating the product is to play. Even after fulfilling all of bizarre stipulations on the list, concert promoters are responsible for the band's needs during and after the show as well. Because of this, they often work 10 hour days, seven days a week, year round, constantly monitoring the brew and adjusting the recipes when needed. Add me to the weekly newsletter.
Adriana from Ashburn Age: 27. A young and pretty girl will meet a man. Ideally, I would like to find a lover.
Anita from Ashburn Age: 32. I am in search of a caring friend and a desired lover. I really want to feel welcome.
Carrie from Ashburn Age: 29. If you like exciting erotic adventures in bed and thrills, then you will definitely like me.
Sometimes your dream job sucks
Old Man Baby is being a real ball-buster, again. Also keep in mind that sometimes you won't even get to play games , but, rather, will be asked to test the hardware itself which includes such life-affirming assignments as turning the console on and off hundreds of times while carefully timing and documenting how long it takes to power-up each time. This isn't the job they had back in the old days, when a food taster was a person employed by rulers and other powerful leaders to screen meals for poisons though some are paranoid enough to demand that even now. A stay-at-home dad has the most demanding, most obnoxious, rudest boss possible.
Adriana from Ashburn Age: 32. I'm exactly the graceful and sexy doll you've been looking for.
